The Funeral Sciences is the debut album by Schoolyard Heroes. It was released in 2003 on Control Group/TCG. All songs are written by Schoolyard Heroes.
| The Funeral Sciences | ||||
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 Schoolyard Heroes' debut album, The Funeral Sciences | ||||
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| Released | October 21, 2003 | |||
| Length | 37:02 | |||
| Label | The Control Group | |||
| Producer | Joe Reineke | |||
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Track listing
- "Curse of the Werewolf" – 3:14
- "All-You-Can-Eat Cancer" – 3:54
- "The Mechanical Man vs. the Robot From the Outer Limits" – 2:09
- "Dawn Of The Dead" – 2:45
- "Blood-Spattered Sundress" – 2:45
- "Attack of the Puppet People" – 2:49
- "Bury the Tooth of the Hydra and a Skeleton Army Will Arise" – 3:19
- "The Klaw" – 2:21
- "Michael Dudakoff: American Ninja" – 3:32
- "Contra" – 2:01
- "Boyfriend" – 2:43
- "Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker" – 5:24