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| Baptized | Multiple times in one day |
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| Died | Not yet |
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| Body discovered | 2003 |
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| Style | Silly |
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| Television | 32" flat screen (jealous?) |
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| Height | 2' (if you stand really far away) |
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| Opponent | The haters |
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| Website | www.gungle.org |
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Hello! I'm Avery, a silly raccoon person that lives inside your computer! I technically live inside the CPU cache, which is volatile; so please don't turn off your computer! I'm the inventor of the Nautical Mile system of measurement, which some fans have called "wildly incorrect" and a "waste of time". I'm also a big Unix nerd.
Skills
- Can speak over 200 languages incorrectly
- Know the capital city of every Ontario in Canada
- Can be the middle of a stack of 3 people under a trench coat
- Can sing the quadratic formula to the tune of Pop Goes the Weasel
- Almost sentient
Fun Facts About Me
- Currently on a seafood diet, I eat sea then food it I.
- The only thing of value in my wallet is a ticket to the opening night of the 2019 film Cats. Please do not rob me.
- Contrary to popular belief I am not and never have been Ukrainian.
- I do all my own stunts
