Introduction

I'm a middle aged man from Pennsylvania who has been using Wikipedia since 2003 or 2004, initially making a mixture of legitimate and silly edits, but since that time, I'm no longer the person I was back then (something for which we should all be thankful). One positive thing I have retained is my thirst for knowledge and making sure the knowledge is out in the open where anyone can find it.

Archived Silliness

This is just a joke (from back when I was a bit sillier). These are imaginary cities from an imaginary planet called Warpion, united under one world government with the capital city Vough (pronounced similar to the English word "vogue"), which was supposed to be Earthlike but with three and a half times the gravity and (I never quite explored why) prone to extreme temperatures that humans couldn't survive, with record highs hotter than the surface of Venus and record lows colder than Pluto (even in "temperate" climates like Vough). It was a combination of my sci-fi imagination that I never quite grew out of and my lifelong love for meteorology. I realized there's no need for fake meteorology when there's weird enough weather on Earth, and even weirder weather and extreme temperatures on other planets in the solar system. I'm keeping these weatherboxes up for the memories.

Climate

Climate data for Mountain City
MonthJanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDecYear
Record high °F (°C)24
(−4)
28
(−2)
52
(11)
87
(31)
143
(62)
262
(128)
348
(176)
312
(156)
271
(133)
189
(87)
104
(40)
35
(2)
348
(176)
Mean daily maximum °F (°C)−154
(−103)
−143
(−97)
−106
(−77)
−27
(−33)
43
(6)
91
(33)
133
(56)
126
(52)
87
(31)
36
(2)
−36
(−38)
−112
(−80)
−5.2
(−20.7)
Mean daily minimum °F (°C)−237
(−149)
−219
(−139)
−179
(−117)
−86
(−66)
−24
(−31)
33
(1)
83
(28)
79
(26)
24
(−4)
−31
(−35)
−97
(−72)
−184
(−120)
−69.8
(−56.6)
Record low °F (°C)−416
(−249)
−431
(−257)
−443
(−264)
−428
(−256)
−312
(−191)
−107
(−77)
−3
(−19)
5
(−15)
−74
(−59)
−178
(−117)
−287
(−177)
−386
(−232)
−443
(−264)
Average precipitation inches (mm)0.05
(1.3)
0.09
(2.3)
0.63
(16)
2.43
(62)
9.36
(238)
8.24
(209)
2.64
(67)
2.91
(74)
6.85
(174)
8.77
(223)
3.55
(90)
0.59
(15)
46.12
(1,171)
Source: Pennsylvania State Climatologist[1]

Climate

Climate data for Vough
MonthJanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDecYear
Record high °F (°C)42
(6)
45
(7)
85
(29)
187
(86)
294
(146)
378
(192)
542
(283)
502
(261)
431
(222)
371
(188)
182
(83)
74
(23)
542
(283)
Mean daily maximum °F (°C)−136
(−93)
−121
(−85)
−76
(−60)
46
(8)
121
(49)
172
(78)
198
(92)
192
(89)
168
(76)
106
(41)
33
(1)
−92
(−69)
50.9
(10.5)
Mean daily minimum °F (°C)−198
(−128)
−187
(−122)
−139
(−95)
−17
(−27)
64
(18)
109
(43)
127
(53)
125
(52)
104
(40)
45
(7)
−27
(−33)
−154
(−103)
−12.3
(−24.6)
Record low °F (°C)−387
(−233)
−413
(−247)
−427
(−255)
−306
(−188)
−132
(−91)
−27
(−33)
47
(8)
42
(6)
26
(−3)
−78
(−61)
−234
(−148)
−324
(−198)
−427
(−255)
Average precipitation inches (mm)0.04
(1.0)
0.03
(0.76)
0.48
(12)
6.63
(168)
7.30
(185)
2.08
(53)
0.14
(3.6)
0.50
(13)
3.85
(98)
8.43
(214)
4.71
(120)
0.11
(2.8)
42.64
(1,083)
Source: Pennsylvania State Climatologist[2]

Climate

Climate data for Moudon
MonthJanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDecYear
Record high °F (°C)197
(92)
186
(86)
224
(107)
289
(143)
336
(169)
384
(196)
487
(253)
478
(248)
424
(218)
382
(194)
302
(150)
244
(118)
542
(283)
Mean daily maximum °F (°C)86
(30)
95
(35)
126
(52)
152
(67)
178
(81)
194
(90)
210
(99)
208
(98)
189
(87)
168
(76)
141
(61)
112
(44)
154.9
(68.3)
Mean daily minimum °F (°C)27
(−3)
31
(−1)
63
(17)
97
(36)
107
(42)
119
(48)
135
(57)
132
(56)
121
(49)
106
(41)
87
(31)
53
(12)
89.8
(32.1)
Record low °F (°C)−137
(−94)
−163
(−108)
−267
(−166)
−86
(−66)
3
(−16)
56
(13)
109
(43)
104
(40)
73
(23)
17
(−8)
−8
(−22)
−72
(−58)
−267
(−166)
Average precipitation inches (mm)11.54
(293)
9.53
(242)
7.35
(187)
6.43
(163)
5.33
(135)
2.18
(55)
0.34
(8.6)
0.55
(14)
3.81
(97)
4.23
(107)
8.71
(221)
13.11
(333)
73.11
(1,857)
Source: Pennsylvania State Climatologist[3]

Climate

Climate data for Xaraxe
MonthJanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDecYear
Record high °F (°C)342
(172)
385
(196)
465
(241)
587
(308)
734
(390)
948
(509)
1,024
(551)
1,012
(544)
871
(466)
686
(363)
502
(261)
434
(223)
1,024
(551)
Mean daily maximum °F (°C)97
(36)
117
(47)
157
(69)
214
(101)
287
(142)
324
(162)
373
(189)
365
(185)
306
(152)
263
(128)
202
(94)
148
(64)
237.8
(114.3)
Mean daily minimum °F (°C)31
(−1)
42
(6)
78
(26)
107
(42)
144
(62)
179
(82)
208
(98)
204
(96)
168
(76)
130
(54)
93
(34)
52
(11)
119.6
(48.7)
Record low °F (°C)−287
(−177)
−318
(−194)
−322
(−197)
−214
(−137)
−82
(−63)
−17
(−27)
77
(25)
62
(17)
24
(−4)
−76
(−60)
−182
(−119)
−244
(−153)
−322
(−197)
Average precipitation inches (mm)0.11
(2.8)
0.12
(3.0)
0.06
(1.5)
0.01
(0.25)
0.00
(0.00)
0.00
(0.00)
0.00
(0.00)
0.00
(0.00)
0.00
(0.00)
0.00
(0.00)
0.01
(0.25)
0.07
(1.8)
0.38
(9.7)
Source: Pennsylvania State Climatologist[4]

Climate

Climate data for Aksyux
MonthJanFebMarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDecYear
Record high °F (°C)222
(106)
214
(101)
210
(99)
233
(112)
208
(98)
216
(102)
214
(101)
212
(100)
223
(106)
231
(111)
247
(119)
234
(112)
247
(119)
Mean daily maximum °F (°C)143
(62)
138
(59)
135
(57)
139
(59)
143
(62)
151
(66)
154
(68)
157
(69)
158
(70)
159
(71)
161
(72)
155
(68)
149.4
(65.2)
Mean daily minimum °F (°C)104
(40)
102
(39)
101
(38)
100
(38)
107
(42)
114
(46)
122
(50)
127
(53)
128
(53)
133
(56)
126
(52)
115
(46)
114.9
(46.1)
Record low °F (°C)41
(5)
35
(2)
−56
(−49)
7
(−14)
62
(17)
84
(29)
106
(41)
113
(45)
115
(46)
118
(48)
103
(39)
78
(26)
−56
(−49)
Average precipitation inches (mm)27.54
(700)
23.66
(601)
20.38
(518)
16.59
(421)
12.94
(329)
9.18
(233)
6.34
(161)
7.65
(194)
13.81
(351)
24.68
(627)
38.71
(983)
31.27
(794)
232.75
(5,912)
Source: Pennsylvania State Climatologist[5]