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I am named Matthew.
I enjoy writing haikus.
Welcome to my page.
I add small details,
sometimes I make small mistakes.
Please assume good faith.
I enjoy the sports,
that are played near were I live.
Hockey and Baseball.
Players Ryan Smyth
and Ichiro Suzuki
are my favourite ones.
Notice there's a U?
See, I am from Canada.
Best country ever.
See the super fan? →
He wears an Oilers jersey.
Best fanbase in sports.