Suicide Is Painless

"Suicide Is Painless" (or "Song from M*A*S*H") is a song written by Johnny Mandel (music) and Michael Altman (lyrics) for the 1970 film M*A*S*H. In addition to being performed by characters in the film, it plays during the title sequence as sung by The Ron Hicklin Singers. An instrumental version was used as the theme music for the TV series based on the film, playing over the opening and closing credits.

"Suicide Is Painless"
European picture sleeve
Single by The Mash
from the album M*A*S*H (Original Soundtrack Recording)
B-side"The M*A*S*H March"
Released1970
Recorded1969
Length2:53
LabelColumbia/CBS
Composer(s)Johnny Mandel
Lyricist(s)Mike Altman
Producer(s)Thomas Z. Shepard
Music video
"Suicide Is Painless" (audio) on YouTube

Background

The song was written for Ken Prymus, the actor playing Private Seidman, to sing during the faux-suicide of Walter "Painless Pole" Waldowski (John Schuck) in the film's "Last Supper" scene.[1] Director Robert Altman had two stipulations about the song for composer Johnny Mandel: it had to be called "Suicide Is Painless" and it had to be the "stupidest song ever written".[2] Altman attempted to write the lyric himself, but, upon finding it too difficult for his "45-year-old brain" to write something "stupid" enough,[3] he gave the task to his 15-year-old-son Michael, who reportedly wrote the lyrics in five minutes.[4][5]

Altman later decided that the song worked so well he would use it as the film's main theme. This more choral version was sung by uncredited session singers John Bahler, Tom Bahler, Ron Hicklin, and Ian Freebairn-Smith, and was released as a single attributed to "The Mash". Altman said that, while he only made $70,000 for directing the movie, his son had earned more than $1 million for co-writing the song.[6]

Several instrumental versions of the song were used as the theme for the TV series, but the lyrics were never used in the show.[7] It became a number-one hit in the UK Singles Chart in May 1980.[8] The song was ranked No. 66 on AFI's 100 Years...100 Songs.

Track listing

7″ vinyl

  • West Germany: CBS / 5009
  • UK: CBS / S CBS 8536
  • US: Columbia / 4M-45130 [mono promo only]
  • US: Columbia / 4S-45130 [original stereo stock release]
A-side
No.TitleWriter(s)ArtistLength
1."Theme from M*A*S*H Suicide Is Painless"Johnny Mandel, Mike AltmanThe Mash2:53
B-side
No.TitleWriter(s)ArtistLength
1."The M*A*S*H March"MandelJohnny Mandel1:19

Chart performance

Chart (1970)Peak
position
Dutch GfK chart[9]3
Dutch Top 40[10]4
Chart (1980)Peak
position
Australia (Kent Music Report)[11]52
UK Singles Chart[12]1
Irish Singles Chart1

Manic Street Preachers version

"Theme from M.A.S.H. (Suicide Is Painless)"
Single by Manic Street Preachers
from the album Ruby Trax
A-side"(Everything I Do) I Do It for You" (by the Fatima Mansions)
B-side
  • "Sleeping with the NME"
  • "Spectators of Suicide"
  • "Star Lover"
  • "Never Want Again"
  • "Dead Yankee Drawl"
  • "Ain't Goin' Down"
ReleasedSeptember 7, 1992 (1992-09-07)[13]
GenreAlternative rock, soft rock[14]
Length3:43
LabelColumbia
Composer(s)Johnny Mandel
Lyricist(s)Mike Altman
Producer(s)Manic Street Preachers
Manic Street Preachers singles chronology
"Motorcycle Emptiness"
(1992)
"Theme from M.A.S.H. (Suicide Is Painless)"
(1992)
"Little Baby Nothing"
(1992)

Welsh alternative rock band Manic Street Preachers released a cover version of "Suicide Is Painless" on September 7, 1992, as "Theme from M.A.S.H. (Suicide Is Painless)". In the UK, it was a double A-side charity single to help The Spastics Society, with the Fatima Mansions' take on Bryan Adams' "(Everything I Do) I Do It for You" as the other A-side. The 12-inch and CD versions of the UK single included "Sleeping with the NME" – an excerpt from a radio documentary recorded in the offices of the NME capturing staff's reaction to photographs of guitarist Richey Edwards' infamous self-mutilation. The single peaked at number seven on the UK Singles Chart[15] spending three weeks in the top 10.

Track listings

7-inch vinyl

  • UK: Columbia / 658382 7
Side A
No.TitleWriter(s)ArtistLength
1."Theme from M.A.S.H. (Suicide Is Painless)"Johnny Mandel, Mike AltmanManic Street Preachers3:40
  • Netherlands: Columbia / COL 658385 7
Side A
No.TitleWriter(s)Length
1."Theme from M.A.S.H. (Suicide Is Painless)"Mandel, Altman 
Side B
No.TitleWriter(s)Length
1."Spectators of Suicide"James Dean Bradfield, Nicky Wire, Sean Moore, Richey James Edwards 

12-inch vinyl

  • UK: Columbia / 658382 6
Side A
No.TitleWriter(s)ArtistLength
1."Theme from M.A.S.H. (Suicide Is Painless)"Mandel, AltmanManic Street Preachers 
Side B
No.TitleWriter(s)ArtistLength
1."(Everything I Do) I Do It for You"Adams, Kamen, LangeThe Fatima Mansions 
2."Sleeping with the N.M.E." Manic Street Preachers 

CD

  • UK: Columbia / 658382 2
No.TitleWriter(s)ArtistLength
1."Theme from M.A.S.H. (Suicide Is Painless)"Mandel, AltmanManic Street Preachers 
2."(Everything I Do) I Do It for You"Adams, Kamen, LangeThe Fatima Mansions 
3."Sleeping with the N.M.E." Manic Street Preachers 
  • Europe: Columbia / 658385 2
No.TitleWriter(s)Length
1."Theme from M.A.S.H. (Suicide Is Painless)"Mandel, Altman 
2."Spectators of Suicide"Bradfield, Wire, Moore, Edwards 
3."Star Lover"Bradfield, Wire, Moore, Edwards 
  • Japan: Epic/Sony / ESCA 5668
No.TitleWriter(s)Length
1."Theme from M.A.S.H. (Suicide Is Painless)"Mandel, Altman3:43
2."Never Want Again" 3:39
3."Dead Yankee Drawl" 3:46
4."Ain't Goin' Down" 3:08

Charts

Year-end charts

Chart (1992)Position
UK Singles (OCC)[20]98

Cover recorded versions

References