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I would make a great user page, but I really don't have the time :(.

I am so.

I'm not a bad artist, though.

On a seemingly unrelated subject, I'd like to say it seems all user-names which start with '!' or some other useless number, like '7' (except me, perhaps) are usually sockpuppets.



Oh, yeah, and for those of you wondering...

Awards

Will not add here yet. Too lazy.

The Userboxen Sea formerly known as Userboxes of DOOM!!!!!!

This Userbox doesn't exist, you're just crazy.
The SilmarillionThis user not only likes The Lord of the Rings, but The Silmarillion as well.
iGenThis user is a member of the iGeneration
This user would like a search engine for Wikipedia userboxes.
This user has edited someone else's userboxes in the past. Naughty naughty!
Don't forget about Larry!
This user acknowledges Canada's role in Afghanistan as a peacekeeping mission.
This user supports equality for everyone.
This user is straight but not narrow.
This user has the right to question authority.
This user is a yet-to-be-discovered INSERT-YOUR-CAREER-HERE.
This user procrastinates often.
This user believes  in the messages of the almighty Fortune Cookie!

This user is aware that his or her eraser always goes missing before it can be used up...

This user knows very well that fortune cookies aren't real Chinese food.
#This user feels just slightly
frightened of this Jack Dent.
??!This page Smells Funny.
Brick.
Brick(s).
This user has no userboxes on his userpage.
This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Liberi- liber... a liberie person.
This user thinks it's none of their business if 68.39.174.238 gets an account.
This user's soul from out that shadow... shall be lifted Nevermore.
This user follows Maxim One:
Pillage, then burn.
This user follows Maxim Six:
If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
This user follows Maxim 34:
If you’re leaving scorch marks, you need a bigger gun.
This user follows Maxim 37:
There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."
This user is an omnivore.
This user likes both kinds of sprites: video games and drinks.
The bearer of this is a Wikipedian who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia.
’sThi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

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to/too/
two
Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two.

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its & it'sThis user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

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golden toadThis user advocates lowercase common names in an encyclopedia.

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This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*
This user ate a census taker's liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
This user identifies as straight.
Actually, the Internet is serious business.
FAUX NEWSThis user believes that Fox News is not fair or balanced.
lol wutObvious statement is obvious.
This user finds censorship offensive.
This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.
This user gave Spongefrog (or his sidekick Scribbes) a barnstar and is on a Non-Shame List.
This user contributes using a PC.
(X)This user wishes he/she had an Omnitrix.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.
Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice ChexThis user prefers the cereal comma.
Intellectual
rantIt is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle.
Burrito ergo sum I fart, therefore I am.
This user has one too many screws loose. We warned you.
GAME OVERThis user will insert more coins to continue.
This user's favorite color is green.
I wish there weren't that much userboxes beginning with This user...
Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me.
This user believes Jesus is still relevant in modern times.
This user understands biological evolution.
...This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
enThis user is a native speaker of English.
13377|-|15 |_|z0r 5|>34|<5 1337.
...This user would like to know all existing languages.
New concepts for userboxes keep popping up in this user's mind.
This user will not lose the ability to imagine upon reaching the burden of adulthood.
This user thinks that Wikipedia is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

This user is aware that his or her eraser always goes missing before it can be used up...

This user admits being an occasional hypocrite.
This user loves being weird.
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