Bersl2

This user lives in the United States of America.

This user contributes using Linux.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

This user is the man now, dog.

Actually, the Internet is serious business.

All your base are belong to this user.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user is a fan of Monty Python.

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This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes.

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

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This user suffers from avoidant personality disorder.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user enjoys a varied sex life. (Alternating between hands does constitute "varied", right?)

This user is opposed to online censorship.

This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship.

This user believes it is every citizen's duty to assess every candidate and abstain from voting if none is found fit for office, unless he or she wants to vote anyway.

This user supports instant-runoff voting.

This user approves of approval voting.

This user can see the benefit of transhumanism if handled properly.

This user's favorite color is green.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.*

This user supports Amnesty International.

This user believes in the power of nonviolence.

This user should not be trusted.

This user feels that out of process deletions subject to an administrator's whims rather than consensus damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

More later, as I have time. Or rather, when I don't want to use my time for more important things.