Eqdoktor

Intro

I used to edit frequently until some mod told me to fuck off...I also used to donate to Wikipedia but they don't need my money it seems.

Helping Wikipe-tan put it all together...

Claim to notability - 2006 Time person of the year.

Infinite monkey theorem

In 2003 a humorous experiment was performed with six Sulawesi crested macaques, but their literary contribution was five pages consisting largely of the letter S, besides attacking and defecating on the keyboard. Researchers concluded that the infinite monkey theorem does not apply to real monkeys; despite their entertaining methods, they make poor random number generators, as well as needing to be fed.

The Wikipedia

Wikipedia celebrates 750 years of American independence

Falling exam passes blamed on Wikipedia 'littered with inaccuracies

In Popular Culture...

Awards

		The Working Man's Barnstar
		Good job finding numerous verifiable references for the Mike Tyson article, infusing some credibility into an eternally-controversial page. Pete 00:57, 13 March 2007 (UTC)

DYK

On 29 May, 2007, Did you know? was updated with a fact from the article 240 mm howitzer M1, which you created or substantially expanded. If you know of another interesting fact from a recently created article, then please suggest it on the Did you know? talk page.

...that the 240 mm M1 howitzer (pictured), popularly nicknamed the "Black Dragon", was the most powerful weapon deployed by US field artillery units during World War II?

Wikipedia comics

Random rubbish: here

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Miscellaneous

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.