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This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

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This user is an expert gamer.

This user contributes using a PC.

MINE-0

This minesweeper doesn't know what the heck is going on.

!	This user knows there's only room for one Snake and one Big Boss

’M	Wild MissingNo. appeared!

Quoth this user, "Nevermore."

This user lives in Chappaqua.

History Channel narrator: America, 1948. Americans pick their president. Victory seemed certain for Governor Thomas E. Dewey.

Homer: Dewey! Dewey! Dewey! Dewey!

Lisa: Dad, I'm telling you. Truman wins.

Narrator: The headlines proclaim, "Dewey defeats Truman".

Homer: Yes, I win the bet! Who’s your daddy?!

Narrator: But the headlines are dead wrong. Harry Truman triumphs by two million votes.

Homer: Not if I can stop that inauguration!

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MY CAT SPEAKS IN EBONICS

Anyways, Im just some oppressed Teenager from da NY. They always be holdin' a white brotha down just cuz he be gettin' in trouble wiff dem popos. The Man sho is racist.